Smoking Lettuce: Auto Tune the News #5
     

Gregory Brothers return with another stellar jam, this time tackling among other things lettuce and smokemp3: http://amiestreet.com/music/au... Any world orderThat elevates one nation over anotherWill fall flatSG: Ah, snapML: I think that goes against the idea of American exceptionalismSG: Exceptional fast food and exceptional dance moves.ML: Most Americans believe that this country was gifted by God, a blessed nation, and that we are better.SG: Yeah, we the promised land, a sacred place, gettin blessed by Joe Biden in space!JB: God bless America! All: Ay!JB: Gah-awd bless America!All: Ay!!JB: God bless, God God blessGod bless America!!All: Ay-men!!!SB: Do you realize if you were to take that lettuce, dry it, and roll it, and smoke it...MG: I know, it tastes like goat shit.SB: You smoke your lettuce. MG: Believe me, I've tried. SB: You're gonna end up with similar problems than if you were smoking tobacco.MG: I know, fo sho, you should try it with tomato - burnin salad in my throat!RM: Steve Buyer, warning complacent Americans about the risks of smoking lettuce. MG: You can warn me all you want, but you'll never stop my leafy green fetish. SB: It's not the nicotine that kills! It's the smoooooke! The smooooooke. Cancer: it's the smoke. Heart disease: it's the smoke. Respiratory disease: it's the smoooooooke! It's the, it's the inhalation, it's the smooooke, the smooooooke. If they wanna obtain their nicotine, it's okay. It's the smooooooke, the smooooooooooooke!SG: The more produce we come across, the more problems we see.KC: Some companies say they've received hundreds of applications for just a single opening. One man sent a shoooooe to his prospective employerEG: Shawtayee, don't you knowThat Air Jordan was from meeee?KC: I wore a long, white eyelet dress and a floppy white hatAnd carried a walking stickEG: Oo-wee! Am I crazy, am I trippin on shroomsOr you singin bout pimpin on the late night news?Katie Coo, baby boo, you got swagga like a starDon't stop, real talk, we gon take it to the charts!You can beKC: Lady GagaEG: I can beKC: T-PainEG: We can beKC: Bringing on the boogieEG: Droppin rhymes like rainYou can beKC: Lady GagaEG: I can beKC: T-PainBoth: Bringing on the boogieEG: With floppy hats and pimp canesLC: We've got some breaking newsLet's go to Tracy Burns--she's got all the newsTB: Actually, Liz, I think you wanna jump up to RobertRobert: Tracy, baby, you crazyI don't know what the hell's goin onOr where the camera belongsLet's go to NicoleNP: Me?Robert: Yeah, youNP: Me?Robert: Baby booNP: Me?Robert: Whooo-oooooooohNP: Me?Robert: Nicole don't know; let's throw it to JoeJoe: Uh, you know, I'm, uh, tryna get a hold of this myselfBreaking news guys, umI, I don't have it, Liz, I have to send it back down to youI'm afraidLC: Okay, that's okayBut the basics of it isClearly this is a fascinating storyThe Gregorys' channel: http://www.youtube.com/schmoyo...

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Uploaded: November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am
Author: barelypolitical

Length: 03:26   Rating: 4.812252   Views: 1701931

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araisahossx (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
smoking lettuce.
sbtech01 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
@greatonisionfan that's retarded... although even if they did support obama... thats not a crime.
SamuelSkelter (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
Now I wonder why is Lettuce's scientific name "Lactuca SATIVA L"... Going to the kitchen to look for some leaves! LOL
omgsovietpanda (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
1:56 - 2:20 IS THE BEST PART :O
No1Slamdunka (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
its the SmoOOOoooOooke!
Gangstaforever23 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
Lmao "Am I trippin on shroomsXD"
WarZeroProductions (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
@henriax1 obviously GOD bless america.
WarZeroProductions (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
@henriax1 obviously GOD bless america.
WarZeroProductions (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
@henriax1 obviously GOD bless
Tobias1234ful (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
Very very very funny :DDD


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